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About This Site

Dances With Wolves: a Blog Warning
Posted 8/14/02

I Need a Job
Posted 8/16/02

Finally, Some Feedback
Posted 8/21/02

I'm a Loser
Posted 8/27/02

Don't Read This
Posted 11/1/02

Burn in Hell Ronnie and Dill!
Posted 11/5/02

From now on I will be posting my responses to various site feedback on my forum.

The Unnamed Column

3-26-03



Misc

Cloning For Fun and Profit
(1,618 words)

The Joy of Work
(1,047 words)

An Economical Approach to Crime
(2,188 words)

I think I feel my McLunch coming up
(465 words) Posted 11/26/02

Deadbeats Cause Decline in Record Sales
1st place winner Oct. 2002
(589 words) Posted 8/23/02

Homo-Pedophile-Necrophilia For Dummies
(640 words) Posted 8/28/02

How to Cook a Cow Head
(1,159 words) Posted 9/6/02

Deport Whitey Now
(881 words) Posted 9/13/02

Female Castration Will End Prostitution
(Also Published at The Dirty Rag)

(934 words) Posted 10/03/02

Cross-dressing Albino Midget Victim of Racial Profiling
(362 words) Posted 11/21/02

Works in Progress

The Super Geniuses Guide to Complete Idiots
Foreword
(632 words) Posted 10/22/02

Introduction: Morons in the Wild; How to Identify an Idiot
(588) Posted 11/8/02

(comming soon)
Chapter 2: Work Place Idiots
Chapter 3: Educated Idiots
Chapter 4: Idiots in Power
Chapter 5: Idiots in the Media
Chapter 6: Idiots in the Animal Kingdom
Chapter 7: Idiots in Large Numbers
Chapter 8: Idiots on the Internet
Chapter 9: The Super Idiot
Chapter 10: Techniques For Communicating With an Idiot

Conclusion

But seriously folks


Queers: America's New Nigger

(2,495 words) Posted 12/31/02



Song Parodies

The Gullible people
Posted 2/11/03

Sleeping With a Nun
Posted 2/11/03

Accura
Posted 2/11/03

Guest Essays

Manipulation 101 by Justin M
(705 words) Posted 12/03/02

On Work by Matthew Callahan
(671 words) Posted 12/10/02