Finally, Some Feedback

It has finally happened. As you can see by my artificially inflated hit counter, my site has been receiving slightly more traffic. I was lucky enough to win the prestigious "Worst of the Web Award", which has resulted in a couple of Guest Book entries, and even an angry E-mail.

Although the idea is for people to suggest things for me to talk about, thus far all of the Guest Book entries have been basic nonsense, and the one E-mail was just some bitch complaining about the pop-up adds (give me a break, I have no control over those damn things). Therefore, in the interest of generating new content, I have decided to say a few words about the limited feedback I have received.

First off, Buzz, Chip, and Melvin signed my Guest Book to reveal to the world that I have won the "Worst of the Web Award". While some webmasters might run to a darkened room and curl up in the fetal position on the floor upon hearing this news, I am delighted. I created a page for awards that I have won, and proudly posted this as the only entry. Worst of the Web has generated more traffic for my site than everything else I have tried, including the advertising I placed upon several LA hookers in the form of temporary tattoos.

The next entry in my Guest Book is slightly more interesting. Someone going by the name "Stevie 'Likes to' Wonder" is apparently blind, and for some reason needs to find some glasses. Sorry Stevie, but I don't know where to buy glasses. I suggest you quit typing with your penis, as this sort of behavior is rumored to cause vision problems. At the very least make sure to wear a condom and if at all possible use a spill-proof keyboard.

Thanks for the input Cyute1, but don't complain to me. As the pop-up ads infuriated you to the point of leaving my sight, you may not have read the page that mentions my status as "Unemployed Bum". Until I start making money off of this site I'm not going to upgrade to banner free/pop-up free hosting. If you don't like it, you should contact the good folks at www.150m.com and tell them about it. Or you could try a free pop-up stopper program.

Either way, don't bitch to me about it, save your typing fingers for the adult chat rooms you spend all your time in. I didn't see Lord Soth complaining about Pop-ups in his Guest Book entry. As long as Lord Soth is happy, and as long as I know that Jesus loves me, then I don't care what the rest of you think.