Cross-dressing Albino Midget Victim of Racial Profiling

California - George Humberbunt, arrested earlier this week by San Francisco Sheriffs Deputies in connection with a string of robberies, says that he has no criminal record and that there was "no reason for any one to suspect him of robbery".

Humberbunt, 28, is well known by his neighbors for his community service, and flamboyant cross-dressing. "I've known George for 5 years" says Connie Bloom, a longtime friend of Humberbunt, "I can't imagine why anyone would suspect him of any crime".

"It was an honest mistake" Claims John Martinez, a representative of the San Francisco Police Department. "Mr. Humberbunt was simply mistaken for another suspect who also happen to be an albino midget."

The suspect in question is 32-year-old Alfred Munez. Humberbunt was released two days after his arrest when Munez turned himself in. "I was just tired of living on the run", commented Munez about his decision, " I figured I was going to be caught soon anyway; being an albino midget tends to make me stand out".

Munez confessed to dressing up as a girl to hold up a string of downtown costume shops, steeling child size dresses as well as all the money from the register. An APB had been sent out for officers to be on the look out for a male albino midget who was last seen wearing a pink dress with a purple flower print.

86-year-old Margaret Spinner heard the bulletin on her police scanner and thought the description sounded similar to Mr. Humberbunt. "I don't have a problem with cross-dressers, but I have never trusted midgets. They're just so creepy" Said Spinner of Humberbunt, who lives in the apartment across the street from her.

Spinner, clearly a bigot, will most likely be named along with the SFPD in the 100 million dollar lawsuit Humberbunt is planning to file in response to his wrongful arrest. "It's ridiculous," said Humberbunt about the suit "just because an albino midget committed a crime they think they can just pull some random albino midget off the street and blame it all on him. This is a slap in the face to albino midgets everywhere."