Deport Whitey Now


America has been looking for solution to the threats of terrorism ever since that horrific day in September, but no one has been able to come up with anything feasible. I am by far the most intelligent person in the world, and therefore have had the solution for sometime now. I would have released it sooner, but I have been hoping someone else would come up with the same solution, for I do no look forward to the fame I will incur as a result of this revelation.

To end terrorism in America we must end the worldwide hatred of America. The first step to ending this hatred, and eliminating all other major problems in the world, is to revise all of America's laws replacing all Christian influences with those of Islam. Next we must make Spanish the official language of America. Additionally California, Arizona, New Mexico, and Texas must all be returned to their rightful owners, the Mexican people. Reparations must be paid not only to all descendants of slaves, but also the descendants of Native Americans. Finally we must deport all individuals who have no right to be in America, specifically white people.

Christianity, Judaism, and white people in general have been the cause of all the strife in the world since the beginning of time. Christians in America have committed genocide against Native Americans, war crimes against Japan and countless other smaller, and equally helpless countries. Islam on the other hand is the religion of peace, and is clearly the only true faith for an enlightened human.