Sleeping With a Nun
A parody of Smash Mouth's Walking on the Sun
It aint no joke
I’d like to give that girl a poke
And teach that girl to see
She’s better on her knees
and teach that girl the stuff that fires me up higher
Hey you know it’s been too long, but you still won’t sleep with me.
I’d have a heart attack
if I could get you in the sack
I’m just like any man,
I want my love life intact
She’s been smashing up my passion, cause she’s twisted and sick
She’s got the goods but I can’t have them so I might as well quit.
Chorus
Twenty five years ago she wouldn’t put out when we went out
it started my obsession, it’s depressing, and my spankerchiefs soaked
and I spoke about our love, she said "you lire!"
"You’re just tired of jack’n cause you can’t get no action"
some are on the rebound, some like to be bound
and some will go down, and some get back up and
leave you with a let down
I need to find a chick who’ll suck my dickk
cause this wack’n, and jack’n, just aint gona cut it
Chorus
It aint no joke when a fella’s handkerchief is soaked
with his semen, cause his baby says sex is a joke
if we wound up broke up, I’d choke up cause I had my hopes up
my Mr. lizard could perform some god-like hocus pocus
so forget that, kick back, I’ll never get my knob waxed
she’s a 10 but I’ll never get her in the sack
don’t put away that porno mag, cause if you ever get laid
you’ll need to be ready when your baby finally say’s OK
Chorus
Chorus:
I can’t get laid, and now my cash is running out
allow, if you don’t get paid, six to eight years to get laid,
And if she’s swallow, I’d be happy tomorrow
but she won’t give me none I might as well be sleeping with a nun.