Don't Say I Didn't Warn You


It's been a while (2 months 5 days to be exact) since I last responded your E-mails and guestbook entries. I've been trying to write "real" essays, so I just haven't had the time for this pointless gibberish. Out of the billions who visit this site everyday, not one single person has offered to send me any money, so I am forced to go on living "real life". So before you e-mail me saying "everyday that goes by without a new essay being posted on your site I slip further into madness, if you don't write more I will surely harm myself and others", try checking your bank account to see how much money you can send me. That being said, I will now wake my lazy ass up to address the feedback I've been getting lately.

I'll start with an E-mail I got a long time ago. Masamrus wrote in to say:

"dude nice bird but you're voted wost web site on aug. 21"

Well Masamrus you're right, that is a nice bird. What you don't know is that it also makes a great air-freshener. It is also true that I received the worst of the web award on Aug 21. What you don't know is that I myself applied for that award as a dirty trick to get traffic for my site. That is why I proudly display the award.