Burn Baby Burn!!

A few days ago I responded to the feedback this site has been getting. Normally I would probably not write any more about feedback for a few weeks or more, but my recent feedback to the feedback has generated some feedback to which I simply must give feedback. If that makes any sense to you I suggest you see a doctor.

You might think that this kind of E-mail would really set me off, and I would go on a rant about how stupid these two morons are, but I'm not going to do that. In fact I've changed my mind about these two. I thought that Ronnie and Dill were hopelessly retarded in their mental capacities, but the clever crafting and stunning literary flair of this E-mail has changed my mind. Their writing ability is on a level so much higher than my reading skills that I had to read this slop about 10 times before I was even able to comprehend what they were trying to say.

After taking another look at their website I was finally able to see why it is so popular. As they point out in their E-mail their site has a lot more "stuff" than mine. Sure, I may have stylish design, and several pages of absolute literary genius, but they have FUNNY POLLS!!! Not only that but they have some spectacular movie reviews that would put entertainment weekly to shame. My favorite part of their site by far is the page about Springfield USA, and the quest to discover the real location of The Simpson's hometown.

I consider myself to be a creative person, but I only had enough genius to come up with one measly poll for my site. I thought about putting up movie reviews, but I decided not to because there are zillions of idiots on the Internet who think they are movie critics. I was worried that movie reviews might undermine the artistic integrity of my site. Ronnie and Dill were obviously saddled with no such worries, as they boldly went forward and posted their film criticism. The page about The Simpsons is pure genius. I thought that the mystery of the real location of Springfield was intended as a running gag on the show, and that The Simpsons was intended to satirize life throughout all of the United States, rather than one specific town. I have been told by a number of people however that I am crazy, so I can only conclude that this view of The Simpsons is just another one of my insane machinations.

So I am going to take Ronnie and Dills advice and liven up my site with all kinds of polls, lame jokes, short pointless movie reviews, some homosexual looking photos of a queer in a leather jacket trying to look cool, and all sorts of other fun "Stuff" until my site looks like the side of a highway. Hopefully someday soon the content on my site will be 90% crap that other people have done, and only 10% from my own brain, just like Ronnie and Dills page.