Don't Say I Didn't Warn You
Now for the last E-mail I'm going to address right now.
I just checked out your site, unfortunately I'm at work, so completing the experience with drugs and alcohol just wasn't possible. . . but it kicked ass anyway.
As for what I think you should write about, I can't wait for the next chapter of the genius vs. moron thing, you should have that published when it's finished.
Congrats on having the only entertaining personal page on the web
Thanks Tom, at least someone appreciates my genius. The rest of you losers can all just go to hell. That is unless of course you want to publish my work or give me money. If that is the case, then I will be your friend, and come to your house for dinner and pet your dogs with a smile on my face. Anyway Tom, I will be working on some more chapters of my Super Genius book, and I hope to have another one posted before the end of time.
For all you people who signed my guestbook, thanks a lot, but I'm not going to respond. Half of you are just assholes trying to get traffic to your site. I know what you're up to; I've signed plenty of guestbooks on sites that I barely even looked at. Besides that, most of the entries make little or no sense, so I'll just let them speak for themselves.That's all for today, tune in tomorrow when we're going to play GUESS. . .THAT. . .STENCH!!!