Don't Say I Didn't Warn You


Next up, another E-mail from early October.

Dear Ed,

I'm new to your site and I found you, God help me, in the guestbook at "Ronnie and Dill's Place to Chill." (Or, as I like to call it, "The Inbred Jed Showcase of Genetic Mishaps.") Anyway, I send forth unto you that which is intended to aid you in your quest: a brainstorming tool and a potential topic.

The following link is a "Random Knowledge Precipitator"" and it has some strange things to offer. I suggest you just take a peek and see if it gives you any topic ideas for those "Dances with Wolves" moments that may appear in the future.

http://www.madsci.org/cgi-bin/knowledge?soft

The second offering:

http://evil-guide.tripod.com/

is a website on a paradigm-shift complete with a "Plan"-it-out generator. I found the site and the generator to be amusing and the whole thing might inspire those fingers of yours. Good luck and I'll be checking up on you to see if my suggestions were of any use at all.


-Jenn (a.k.a. Sinead to Ronnie and Dill's guestbook)

P.S. If you do find inspiration at these sights, I promise not to tell where your Muse can be found on the Web. ; )

Thanks for the links Jenn. They were interesting, but as of press time (11/1/2002 1:09:48 PM) I have yet to find any divine inspiration in either one of them. If I do I will be sure to let you know. As for Ronnie and Dill. . .although I'm sure I have more Evil in my fingernail they the two of them have put together, it seems to me that they must have sold their souls to the devil. They are ranked at #2 on the list of home pages on humorlinks.com, while my site is ranked at #33. I know I'm just another loser with his own website, but come on!!! Ronnie and Dill? Give me a break. If you think my page is better than theirs, then be sure to vote for me. With your help I will crush them like the dung beetles they are!