The Super Geniuses Guide to Complete Idiots

In spite of their genius, the intellectuals of our world are sadly unable to comprehend the language of fools. Great thinkers cannot be blamed for this shortcoming, as their intellect is usually dedicated to matters that are considered more pressing. Moreover the average genius finds the behavior of idiots far too perplexing a subject to broach. The cleverness of a mastermind generally ends with superior mathematical aptitude or some other form of stunning comprehension. I am, however, indubitably the smartest living thing ever in the history of the universe; my outstanding acumen extends to all areas of thought and reason. This discourse will utilize my unique and unequaled understanding of the ubiquitous undulating undertakings of the unwashed masses to aid the geniuses of the world in communicating with idiots.