Female Castration Will End Prostitution

Laziness is the first link in a chain of factors that can push a woman into ill repute. Women are mostly lazy, and they detest anything resembling 9 to 5 employment. They usually learn this by observing the behavior of their mothers, who lay around the house all day getting fat, and practicing fellatio on sugarcoated sticks of butter. A little girl often wants to imitate the behavior of their mother, so they too become lazy.

Eventually the day comes when a little girl realizes that polishing daddy's knob is the only reason mommy doesn't have to work. This usually leads to little girls propositioning their fathers, attempting to gain toys and candy in exchange for sexual favors. Men are generally noble creatures, and as such they find the idea of sexual relations with a child revolting. Alas men are carnal creatures, and after several offers, during a drunken stupor a man will often slip up and agree to their daughter's proposition.

Please do not misunderstand these proclamations; the act of a man engaging in sexual relations with their own child is unquestionably morally reprehensible. However, it is mostly because of laziness in women that this ungodly act occurs, and molestation is the first step towards a life filled with mouth herpes and genital warts. When a father gives in to his daughter's advances it promotes her materialism, and allows her to maintain the belief that she can substitute sex for work.