Deport Whitey Now

If we are to be a moral society then we must have laws that reflect a moral belief system. Jesus was a carpenter, and like most carpenters he hated his job. So he decided to take his revenge on the world by starting Christianity, with the hope that it would eventually destroy the world that he despised so much. Mohamed on the other hand was a true profit, and Islam is the only moral religion on earth. Therefore we must use the Koran as the basis for all our laws.

Instilling America with the morally sound laws of Islam will be a great step toward world piece. In order to mold the US into the perfect country, however, we must go further. Relations between the US and Mexico have long been damaged by historical grievances. The United States has wrongfully occupied Mexican territory since the American-Mexican war of 1864. Two steps must be taken to heal the damage from this atrocity. First we must make Spanish our official language, as Mexican-Americans will soon make up the majority of the US population. Second the United States must recognize and aid in the creation of the nation of Aztlan.

For those of you who don't know, Aztlan consists of the southwest territory of America that Chicanos consider to be their homeland. By conceding the states of California, Arizona, New Mexico, and Texas to a newly created Aztlan, the United States would take a giant step towards righting the wrongs of the past. Anyone who disagrees with these ideas is most likely a racist or a Nazi.