Introduction: Morons in the Wild; How to Identify an Idiot

Many idiots have found their way into mass media in the past few years. In addition to securing positions in movies and sitcoms, some idiots have even taken over entire cable television networks. ESPN, The Golf Channel, The Game Show Network, MTV, and CNN are all examples of cable network owned by, run by, viewed by, and entirely based upon idiots.

The Internet was once a secret hideout for a few secluded geniuses throughout the world. As it has become considerably easier to use, the Internet has gained incredible popularity, and is now sadly infested with millions of idiots. Idiots on the Internet are usually marked with an AOL E-mail address, or by their use of WEB TV.

One final type of idiot is what I refer to as "the super idiot". These idiots are so powerful in their stupidity that just being around one can make you dumber. The super idiot is also very difficult to recognize because the sheer volume of their idiocy is too great for the untrained mind to comprehend. When confronted by a super idiot, the mind of a genius or even an average person will struggle to process what it is seeing. Ultimately the super idiot will appear as normal, due to the brains inability to understand what it is seeing.

In the following chapters I will discuss each one of these idiots in more detail, and hopefully the reader will come away with a better understanding of the idiots who surround them.