Dances With Wolves: a Blog Warning
Although MILLIONS of people visit this site everyday, sometimes 8 or 10 times each day, I have come to realize the following:1. No one has E-mailed me. No comments, questions, and not a single suggestion, even just to tell me to Shut Up.
B. Only one person has signed my guest book, and incase you are retarded that person was I.
IV. This joke with the 1, B, Roman numeral has been done more than a $2.00 whore.
In light of this epiphany, and because of the fact that the functionality of this page depends highly on user input, I have decided to take drastic measures. Left with no other alternative, I have been forced to watch Dances With Wolves. That's right, I have more than 70 premium movie channels, but there is nothing else on so I'm forced to watch Kevin Costner, or as I call him "Gambles With Career". Seriously, did you see
Waterworld?
I know that someday when I'm long dead I will most likely be praised for my bravery. After all it's not easy to watch one of these "white America should feel guilty for the atrocities inflicted by our ancestors upon an obviously morally superior race" movies. Do not marvel at my heroic deed however, for I am merely an Icon representing the hundreds of people who gallantly traversed the perils of watching Dances With Wolves.
I am not even one of the brave few who courageously viewed this movie within the inescapable confines of the movie theater. I have the luxury simply changing the channel. Imagine the horror those poor unsuspecting movie goers must have felt as the shame of their heritage was prominently displayed on the big screen. Some surely went mad; others simply threw themselves down the steps in a desperate attempt to end their lives. Those who survived were never the same.
I, on the other hand, have already changed the channel. I am now watching Judge Dredd, a movie that has virtually no social message. Oh sure you could say the message is "don't let law enforcement get too powerful", but if you did everyone would just say that you were stupid.
Getting back to the point of this article, watching Dances With Wolves, while it may be brave, really doesn't help the content of this web site. So let me now make my real solution clear. If I don't start getting some suggestions I will be forced to supplement this site with "Blogs". That's right, I'm going to become like a billion other assholes on the Internet, and keep a web log, otherwise known as a "Blog".
It wont be like most blogs however, I'm not going to tell you all about what's going on in my life, and all that personal blather. I will however update this site roughly once a week with more pointless ramblings like this one. So I urge you, send me an Email, or sign my guest book, or hack the site and spray paint your suggestion over my main page. Whatever you do, please don't leave me here in Blog Hell.