I'm a loser


Anyway, here the highly informative E-mails I received recently.

From: Oyserman4

dude, you suck horribly.
write soon,

Ben

From: Satonicprincess

you are so right!

From: "Carson"

ed,

you are a very sick puppy.

i like that about you.
agent 66

Although I stipulated that correspondence must be "interesting enough or inspiring enough" to be posted I have decided to make a rare exception. The reason? Well lets just say that I've received very little correspondence. Give me a break I have to write about something. I submitted job applications and resumes at dozens of places all over town, and I've run out of places to submit them. As long as I'm waiting around for someone to call me back, you are all going to suffer.

Now, back too all of the feedback. Apparently I suck horribly, according to Ben. While I am desperately looking for employment, I do no remember performing any sucking. I'm sure this was just an oversight on your part caused by liquor or wholesale narcotics. If you are intent on finding the person responsible for this dissatisfactory service, then I suggest you review your checkbook. Be on the lookout for any checks made out to your sister, or perhaps your mother.

Moving on, there are the E-mails from Satonicprincess and agent 66. The princess seems to think that I am right, although I'm not sure about what, and agent 66 calls me "a very sick puppy". These E-mails are in concurrence with the Guest Book entry from Vladimir Harkonen, who wishes me good luck with "this all evil thing". Prior to this entry, I did not realize that this site was so evil. So in honor of my apparent evil I have added a few new evil graphics. Be sure to look for them as you cruise around.